MEGA MONDAYS! 10% of everything including Sale stuff!
We all know the common New Years resolutions:
-I will stop drinking as much as I can faintly hear my kidneys weeping and sobbing as I'm trying to sleep.
-I will drop a few jean/dress sizes and stop being such a fatty (to do this I must stop smoking so many fatties as to avoid the munchies)
-I will stop smoking as many fags so that my lungs function as actual lungs and not mouldy bags of stale air.
-I will stop swearing as much as even my cat has now started to say the word f*ck,
But probably the most common (and least likely to happen) is: I will try to save money this year,
Every Monday of January, Ali Bongo will reduce its goods by 10%!
On Monday the 7th, Monday the 14th, Monday 21st and Monday 28th you can get 10% off EVERYTHING even if it's already been reduced!!!