We all know the common New Years resolutions:

-I will stop drinking as much as I can faintly hear my kidneys weeping and sobbing as I'm trying to sleep.

-I will drop a few jean/dress sizes and stop being such a fatty (to do this I must stop smoking so many fatties as to avoid the munchies)


-I will stop smoking as many fags so that my lungs function as actual lungs and not mouldy bags of stale air.

-I will stop swearing as much as even my cat has now started to say the word f*ck,

But probably the most common (and least likely to happen) is: I will try to save money this year,

Well...................

 

Every Monday of January, Ali Bongo will reduce its goods by 10%!

On Monday the 7th, Monday the 14th, Monday 21st and Monday 28th you can get 10% off EVERYTHING even if it's already been reduced!!!

Regardless of whether it's a brand new product, or if it's something in the sale you didn't get for Christmas, you will be eligible for the discount.
Whether it's a