The site is slowly being pulled back together....

Thanks for your patience!


does anyone know any jokes?

Best one posted below

wins a Mars Bar.


A quick emergency blog for all of you panicked shoppers out there:

Ali Bongo's website will be

back to normal A.S.A.P!

We are experiencing a number of too-technical-to-understand problems that are busily being rectified by bespecticled people who are in the know about such things.

You can still place orders with us, but lots and lots of new stock is not currently showing on the site.

Give us a call if you need any information on any products and we will do our best to kick things old-skool with a telephone, a pen and some paper.

You can get us on

UK 01603 76 00 55