HIT THE BONG YOU MUST!!
Is your force tired and sluggish? Does it take longer than usual for your force to feel up to speed with ordinary day to day activities? Does it have the life and soul of a hibernating Wamper from the planet Hoth? If yes then you need something to awaken that force and we have the answer!!!
A few hits on this Yoda bong will bring your force back to its spritely, energetic and bouncy natural state. Simply insert your force awakening material into the bowl, combine with fire and sip the magical smoke produced. Our description on this product does state that smoking from the blue yoda bong will not give you Jedi powers, however after a fair session on it last night, along with a large bottle of rum, I did mange to get the entire room to spin magnificently just by concentrating on the light fitting!