As the most famous of all English poets once said:

"Doubt that the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move his aides, Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love"

-Hamelt, Act Two, Scene Two

Wow, Billy Shakespeare really knew how to swing a word or two, eh?

(unless you say the above in Yoda's voice, then all the romance is sucked out)

But times have changed. That was then, this is now. 16th Century, 21st Century - there's a big discrepency!

All the love poetry, chocolates and flowers are not going to get you past this modern