Ali Bongo http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog Ali Bongo Online Head Superstore Blog Thu, 17 May 2012 10:56:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Black Leaf Percolator Bong for under £40!! http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/black-leaf-percolator-bong-for-under-40 http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/black-leaf-percolator-bong-for-under-40#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 10:03:25 +0000 admin http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/?p=4094 “This sexy piece is small but mighty, giving you that smooth, clean hit we all look for.”

That’s a pretty good acolade, and the Black Leaf Percolator certainly deserves it.

So what makes this piece of glass so special?

Sure it may have a decent sized conical base, and yeah, it has a huge glass bowl, a six-point percolation system AND glass in dents that allow you pack the central chamber full of ice - but is that IT!?

NO!

Because as well as this being OUR MOST POPULAR PERCOLATOR, it’s also only

£39.99!

]]> http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/black-leaf-percolator-bong-for-under-40/feed 0 We’re getting there, guys! http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/were-getting-there-guys http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/were-getting-there-guys#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 17:10:56 +0000 admin http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/?p=4103 As you may have seen, www.alibongo.co.uk has been feeling a littkle under the weather lately.

 

 

We’d just like to clarify what’s been going on:

We basically lost ALL of the images from our site in one cataclysmic spasm. This was was not we wanted to happen.

However, no order data was lost – and so if you have placed an order, there is no problem!

Whilst what happened was a massive ball-ache for all members of staff and customers alike, it is now being rectified. Slowly, bit-by-bit our website should be returning to normal and we thank you for your patience.

If any of you, our wonderful customers, discover anything like a broken link or missing/misshapen images PLEASE let us know.

Once again – thank you to all of our customers for understanding and being patient.

Once the site is back to its usual self, we’re going to offer you all a little treat to celebrate!

]]> http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/were-getting-there-guys/feed 0 Houston, we have a problem. Ali Bongo site is temporarily insane. http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/houston-we-have-a-problem-ali-bongo-site-is-temporarily-insane http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/houston-we-have-a-problem-ali-bongo-site-is-temporarily-insane#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 14:32:01 +0000 admin http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/?p=4085 UPDATE!

The site is slowly being pulled back together….

Thanks for your patience!

Meanwhile….

does anyone know any jokes?

Best one posted below

wins a Mars Bar.

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A quick emergency blog for all of you panicked shoppers out there:

Ali Bongo’s website will be

back to normal A.S.A.P!

We are experiencing a number of too-technical-to-understand problems that are busily being rectified by bespecticled people who are in the know about such things.

You can still place orders with us, but lots and lots of new stock is not currently showing on the site.

Give us a call if you need any information on any products and we will do our best to kick things old-skool with a telephone, a pen and some paper.

You can get us on

UK 01603 76 00 55

]]> http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/houston-we-have-a-problem-ali-bongo-site-is-temporarily-insane/feed 0 Pre-Rolled Cones http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/new-product/pre-rolled-cones http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/new-product/pre-rolled-cones#comments Thu, 10 May 2012 12:52:30 +0000 admin http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/?p=4070 For all of the lazy amongst you..

Ali Bongo now offers PRE-ROLLED cones.

Available with many of our popular herbal blends, such as Matrix, Scorpion and… as of today… Red Dragon too!

]]> http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/new-product/pre-rolled-cones/feed 0 Magnetic Percolator Bong With Lighter. http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/new-product/magnetic-percolator-bong-with-lighter http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/new-product/magnetic-percolator-bong-with-lighter#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 14:14:49 +0000 admin http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/?p=4056 What’s cooler than being cool?

Anyone of the last two generations will tell you, with no small degree of confidence, that it is, indeed, ice cold.

Well, riddle me this then, you hip-young-somethings….

What’s cooler than a Percolator Bong with an ultra-sexy design?

A sexy percolator bong with a freakin’ magnetic lighter attachment….

 

This beauty is a spectacular percolator bong. It has an unusual and good-looking shape, it will deliver a smooth smoke, it has room for two layers of water AND ice and, finally, it has a very handy magnet to which you can attached any lighter. We do included a limited edition Blaze Clipper for exactly this purpose.

Check out further details here.

 

]]> http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/new-product/magnetic-percolator-bong-with-lighter/feed 0 Free Cannabis Seeds! Choose Them Here… http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/competition-give-aways/free-cannabis-seeds-choose-them-here http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/competition-give-aways/free-cannabis-seeds-choose-them-here#comments Fri, 04 May 2012 11:35:58 +0000 admin http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/?p=4046 Everybody likes something for free, that’s why we steal things from hotel bathrooms.

Ali Bongo currently has a broad range of feminised cannabis seeds available for free when you spend as little as £25 on seeds.

There are numerous offers available and plenty of free seeds up for grabs.

 

]]> http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/competition-give-aways/free-cannabis-seeds-choose-them-here/feed 0 I’m sure this guy must be some kind of super hero…. http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/novelty/i-think-this-guys-must-be-some-kind-of-super-hero http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/novelty/i-think-this-guys-must-be-some-kind-of-super-hero#comments Wed, 02 May 2012 16:18:52 +0000 admin http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/?p=4024

]]> http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/novelty/i-think-this-guys-must-be-some-kind-of-super-hero/feed 0 Thanks to all of our customers for their continued support…. http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/thanks-to-all-of-our-customers-for-their-continued-support http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/thanks-to-all-of-our-customers-for-their-continued-support#comments Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:04:36 +0000 admin http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/?p=4005
In a day and age when some of the defining terms are recession, poverty, cut-backs and disparity of wealth, it can be hard being a small, independant business. In these bleak days of great uncertainty, a retailer such as ourselves can feel themselves drawing paralells with the figure of a sea-sick mariner, clutching a sinking vessel’s mast amidst a violent storm, the horizon too dark to distinguish.

Luckily, there are a few universal comforts for us all during these long years of penny-counting and bleak forecasts. House music, for example, or roller-coasters.

But whilst multi-national conglomorates evade taxes and corporations left, right and centre show little moral character, we at Ali Bongo have tried our hardest to give a little back to society and YOU, our customers help us to do this!

We would like to thank all of our customers for helping Ali Bongo raise money for all of the following charities:

Our efforts (supported by you!) are now going into raising awareness and funds for N.O.R.C.A.S, a local health centre designed to offer support to those suffering with addiction, whether it’s alcohol, drugs, gambling or anything else.
Thank you once more for your custom over the years and please feel free to continue to support any of these charities.
]]> http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/news/thanks-to-all-of-our-customers-for-their-continued-support/feed 0 Hurricane-Style Bongs. Create a Spinning Vortex as You Smoke… http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/bongs-2/hurricane-style-bongs-create-a-spinning-vortex-as-you-smoke http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/bongs-2/hurricane-style-bongs-create-a-spinning-vortex-as-you-smoke#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:16:29 +0000 admin http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/?p=3983

What looks like an octopus, spins like a hurricane and draws like a pencil?

The new Hurricane BaSIX bongs!

Looks like an octopus:

 

Spins like a hurricane:

 

This is a video of the original Hurricane bong – you can see the patented vortex that has been licensed and used by these BaSIX bongs

 Draws like a pencil:

These BaSIX bongs have utilised the licensed Hurricane system, meaning that the smoke is gently cooled and the air-flow offers a pleasant resistance as you take a pull. Six side vents create a vortex and make the smoke a pleasant one.

Available in Plain or Frosted Glass – both look sexy and both are incredibly cool bongs.

So get spinning!

]]> http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/bongs-2/hurricane-style-bongs-create-a-spinning-vortex-as-you-smoke/feed 0 Female Seeds – High Quality and Affordable! http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/seeds/female-seeds-high-quality-and-affordable http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/seeds/female-seeds-high-quality-and-affordable#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 10:22:41 +0000 admin http://www.alibongo.co.uk/blog/?p=3968 DAAAAMN!

Check out the buds on THESE girls

Female Seeds – c99

White Widow x Big Bud

Purple Power

Female Seeds

FEMALE SEEDS are a seed bank that do exactly what they say on the tin.All of their strains are feminised – they also happen to be light on your bank balance!

Some of our most popular strains produced by Female Seeds include

Purple Maroc 4 pack for only £16.50

Outdoor Grapefruit 4 Pack for just £18.50

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